NATO’s supreme allied commander General Philip Breedlove, known in some circles as “that crazy guy who keeps mumbling about protecting his precious bodily fluids“, has concocted a truly brilliant scheme to create “additional intelligence collection platforms” in the fight against a “resurgent” Soviet Union/Russia/whatever:
The U-2 spy plane, one of the most emblematic aircraft of the Cold War, should return to Europe to conduct surveillance on a resurgent and aggressive Russia, a top [and profoundly mentally unsound — Ed.] American general has warned.
Was it Mark Twain who said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme? Yeah, he’s wrong. History repeats itself:
The suggested return to European skies of the slender espionage plane, which first flew six decades ago…
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